John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name, too!
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
Da da da da da da da

(Repeat verse again, more quietly,
but shout loudly on the "There goes John..." line)

(Repeat verse again, whispering,
but shout loudly on the "There goes John..." line)