The Cannibal King with the big nose ring
Fell in love with the dusting maid
And every night by the pale moonlight
It sounded like this to me...

Ah-rump (kiss kiss), Ah-rump (kiss kiss)
Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a
Ah-rump (kiss kiss), Ah-rump (kiss kiss)
Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a

As the years went by like one, two, three
Soon there was a family
And every night by the pale moonlight
It sounded like this to me...

Ah-rump ma-ma, Ah-rump, ma-ma
Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a
Ah-rump ma-ma, Ah-rump, ma-ma
Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a

As the years went by like one, two, three
Soon there was a family.
And every night by the pale moonlight
It sounded like this to me...

Ah-rump gran-ma, Ah-rump gran-ma
Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a
Ah-rump gran-ma, Ah-rump gran-ma
Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a

As the years went by like one, two, three
Soon there was no family
And every night by the pale moonlight
It sounded like this to me...

Ah-rump (silent pause), Ah-rump (silent pause)
Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a
Ah-rump (silent pause), Ah-rump (silent pause)
Ah-rump, Ditty-aye-dee-a-a-a