You may also like: Fooba Wooba John Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder? The Man on the Flying Snow Skis I Wish I Had... Chicken Lips Clever Trevor Words and Music By: Norman Cazden Adapted By: Terry Kluytmans Copyright © 1998 KIDiddles.com My very first job, I remember it well, I was sent to the post office, To get the mail. "What name?" asked the clerk; I looked him in the eye: "That's none of your bus'ness, You nosy!" said I. Clever Trevor they called me, I never knew why; I went out to deliver For a dairy nearby. "Put the milk in the truck, Trev; Why are you so slow?" "It takes time to pour it From the cartons, you know!" One morning there lay about Two feet of snow; Says my foreman, "Just clear off The pavement for now." I rigged up the snow plow And cleared it complete, Put the snow and the pavement All out in the street. Said the checker, when I worked for An express shipping line, "Hitch your cab to the trailer That's sitting out behind." When I saw him the next day, He seemed down in the mouth: "You've got the trailer goin' north, And the cab headin' south!" A man parked his Cadillac Near me one day; "Keep an eye on it, You'll get ten dollars for pay." But he never paid me, For a stranger came by, "But I kept my eye on it While he drove away!" said I. I was reading the paper In the subway last night, It didn't make sense When I held it upright, So I flipped it topsy-turvy; A fellow asked, "Why?" "Cause it's easier to read it This way," I replied. Children's Songs More new and exciting features are coming to KIDiddles! Sign up for our Newsletter today and be among the first to know when they're ready to go. Sign-up and get Free Song Sheets, Activity Sheets and Music Sheets! Copyright © 1998-2013 KIDiddles.com. All Rights Reserved.