Little Blue Man
Written by: Unknown, Copyright: Unknown
One morning when I was out
shopping Though you'll find it hard to believe A little blue man came out of the crowd And timidly tugged at my sleeve.
"I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man "I wuv you! I wuv you to bits." "I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man And scared me right out of my
wits. I hurried back to my apartment I rushed in and I closed the door But there on the desk stood the little blue
man Who started to tell me once more "I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man "I wuv you! I wuv you to
bits." "I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue man And scared me right out of my wits. For weeks after that I was
haunted Though no one could seehim but me Right by my side was the little blue man Wherever I happened to be.
One evening in wild desperation I rushed to a rooftop in town And over the side pushed the little blue man Who sang to me all the way
down "I wuv you! I wuv you!" said the little blue man "I wuv you! I wuv you to bits." "I wuv you!" He loved me said the little blue
man And scared me right out of my wits. I whispered, "Thank goodness that's over!" I smiled as I hurried
outside But there on the street stood the little blue man Who said with a tear in his eye "I don't wuv you anymore!"
