If you hit a watch with a hammer,
That would be killing time,
But whipping an egg with a beater,
Would that be committing a crime? Oh!
A tisket, a tasket,
A question, I'll ask it.

If you steal a bun from a baker,
That would be taking dough,
But striking a deal, is that cruel?
Please tell me 'cause I gotta know. Oh!
A tulip, a daisy,
Oh nuts! This is crazy!