Don't you ever worry
'Bout the creases in your pants,
'Cause anyway you look at it,
They're better than red ants!
Dum-dee-dum and doodle-doo,
One and one still equals two.

Don't you start a-cryin'
When there's holes in all your shoes,
No matter how you wriggle 'em,
Your toes play peek-a-boo!
Dum-dee-dum and doodle-doo,
One and one still equals two.

Don't you be a-frownin'
When your shirt crawls up your back;
It's better just to stand tall
Than to sit down on a tack!
Dum-dee-dum and doodle-doo,
One and one still equals two.

There's no use in swearin'
When there's buttons off your shirts;
'Cause if you try to pin 'em on,
They'll stick you where it hurts!
Dum-dee-dum and doodle-doo,
One and one still equals two.

Don't you start a-grumblin'
If things do not go your way,
Just go to bed, and when you wake
You'll start a brand new day!
Dum-dee-dum and doodle-doo,
One and one still equals two.
Dum-dee-dum and doodle-doo,
One and one still equals two!