I wear my pink pajamas
In the summer when it's hot,
I wear my flannel nighties
In the winter when it's not,
And sometimes in the springtime,
And sometimes in the fall,
I jump right in between the sheets
With nothing on at all!

Glory, glory, what's it to you?
Glory, glory, what's it to you?
Glory, glory, what's it to you?
If I jump right in between the sheets
With nothing on at all.

One grasshopper jumped right over
The other grasshopper's back,
One grasshopper jumped right over
The other grasshopper's back,
One grasshopper jumped right over
The other grasshopper's back,
Oh, one grasshopper jumped right over
The other grasshopper's back!

They were only playing leapfrog,
They were only playing leapfrog,
They were only playing leapfrog,
As one grasshopper jumped right over
The other grasshopper's back.

One mosquito bit the other
Mosquito on the back,
One mosquito bit the other
Mosquito on the back,
One mosquito bit the other
Mosquito on the back,
Oh, one mosquito bit the other
Mosquito on the back!

They were only playing cannibal,
They were only playing cannibal,
They were only playing cannibal,
When one mosquito bit the other
Mosquito on the back!

One flea-fly flew up the flue and
The other flea-fly flew down,
One flea-fly flew up the flue and
The other flea-fly flew down,
One flea-fly flew up the flue and
The other flea-fly flew down,
Oh, one flea-fly flew up the flue and
The other flea-fly flew down!

They were only playing flue fly,
They were only playing flue fly,
They were only playing flue fly,
As one flea-fly flew up the flue and
The other flea-fly flew down!

One pink porpoise popped up the pole
And the other pink porpoise popped down,
One pink porpoise popped up the pole
And the other pink porpoise popped down,
One pink porpoise popped up the pole
And the other pink porpoise popped down,
Oh, one pink porpoise popped up the pole
And the other pink porpoise popped down!

Glory, glory, how peculiar,
Glory, glory, how peculiar,
Glory, glory, how peculiar,
As one pink porpoise popped up the pole
And the other pink porpoise popped down!