Oh, rub-a-dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
They all went out to sea;
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker,
"How cool this is!"
Said the three,
Then a seahorse gave the butcher a fright,
And an ocean roll gave the baker a bite,
And the candlemaker's head grew real light,
And I have to say that it served them all right,
For who but a fool
Would think it was cool,
To take a tub to sea?
To take,
To take,
A tub to sea?