A sailor went to sea sea sea
To see what he could see see see
But all that he could see see see
Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea

Oh, Helen had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
When Helen went to heaven
The steamboat went to ______

Hello, operator,
Just give me number 9
If the line is busy
I'll kick your big ______

Behind the old piano
There was a piece of glass
Helen slipped upon it
And hurt her little ______

Ask me for a muffin
I'll give you some old bread
And if you do not like it
Just go and soak your head.