The blathted, bloomin' thpider
Thipped* up the bloomin' thpout;
And then the bloomin' rain came down
And wathed the thpider out;
But then the bloomin' thun appeared
And dried up all the rain,
And the blathted, bloomin' thpider
Thipped up the thpout again.

*This should be a hard(?) 'th' like in the word 'the'
(for the word 'zipped').