There Was a Man
and He Was Mad
Written by: Unknown, Copyright: Unknown
There was a man and he was mad,
And he jumped into a pudding bag.
The pudding bag it was so fine,
That he jumped into a bottle of wine.
The bottle of wine it was so thick,
That he jumped into a walking stick.
The walking stick it was so narrow,
That he jumped into a wheel barrow.
The wheelbarrow it was so rotten,
That he jumped into a bag of cotton.
The bag of cotton caught on fire,
And blew him up to Jeremiah!
Pouf! Pouf! Pouf