You may also like: Polly Wolly Moo-dle When Pa The Old Woman's Pie Katy Did... She Didn't! Wouldn't That Be Queer? I Can't Help It If I Don't Feel So Good Written by Charles W - T Consaul, Copyright: Charles W - T Consaul, Used with permission Performed by Charles W - T Consaul I can't help it if I don't feel so good I can't help it if I don't feel so good I don't want to go to school but my Mama says I should I got a rumbly in my tummy And a code in my nodes I'd lub to breed trew id bud id Blowds and blowds and blowds I can't help it if I don't feel so good I don't want to go to school But my Mama says I should My ears want some quiet And my eyes want some rest Besides, If I go there's prob'ly gonna be a test I can't help it if I don't feel so good I can't help it if I don't feel so good I don't want to go to school but my Mama says I should My brother's no help He teases and he heckles I said "I've got a rash" He says "It's prob'ly just your freckles!" I can't help it if I don't feel so good I don't want to go to school But my Mama says I should The school bully He pulled a nasty trick He breathed on me and he made me sick! I can't help it if I don't feel so good I don't want to go to school But my Mama says I should Well If she says I gotta go ..... Then I guess I better run ..... I promised her though I wouldn't have any fun! I can't help it if I don't feel so good I don't want to go to school But my Mama says I should I don't want to go to school But my Mama says I should!