You may also like: The Kite Noah's Ark (One Wide River) That Christmas Night The Adams Family Who Has Seen Little Boy Blue? The Monkey and the Zebra Written By: Unknown Adapted By: Terry Kluytmans Copyright © 1999 KIDiddles.com When the monkey saw the zebra, He began to switch his tail. "Well, I never!" was his comment, "Seen a horse that's been to jail!" "Seen a horse that's been to jail, Seen a horse that's been to jail; Well, I never!" was his comment, "Seen a horse that's been to jail!" When the zebra heard the monkey, He began to switch his tail. "Well, I never!" he retorted, "Never spent a day in jail!" "Never spent a day in jail, Never spent a day in jail; Well, I never!" he retorted, "Never spent a day in jail!"