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Oh Nuts! This is Crazy!
Words and Music By: Unknown
Adapted By: Terry Kluytmans
Copyright © 2000 KIDiddles.com
If you hit a watch with a hammer,
That would be killing time,
But whipping an egg with a beater,
Would that be committing a crime? Oh!
A tisket, a tasket,
A question, I'll ask it.
If you steal a bun from a baker,
That would be taking dough,
But striking a deal, is that cruel?
Please tell me 'cause I gotta know. Oh!
A tulip, a daisy,
Oh nuts! This is crazy!
That would be killing time,
But whipping an egg with a beater,
Would that be committing a crime? Oh!
A tisket, a tasket,
A question, I'll ask it.
If you steal a bun from a baker,
That would be taking dough,
But striking a deal, is that cruel?
Please tell me 'cause I gotta know. Oh!
A tulip, a daisy,
Oh nuts! This is crazy!
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