Table Manners

Written by: Gelett Burgess, Copyright: Public domain

The Goops they lick their fingers,
And the Goops they lick their knives;
They spill their broth on the table-cloth
Oh, they lead disgusting lives!

The Goops they talk while eating.
And loud and fast they chew;
And that is why I'm glad that I
Am not a Goop are you?